Jesus to Return on May 27th, Apocalypse to Follow [VIDEO]
Ronald Weinland, who considers himself a prophet of God, continues to warn that Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012.
(It is so much more fun when they pick an exact date. We can have lots of fun and mock him when Jesus waits until football season to return!)
For those who do not believe him and mock his message, Weinland claims that they will die from cancer.
(Oh No! They are on to us. Do we get to pick our own cancer, is it random, or do we all get the same kind?)
Weinland claims he “is the pastor of God’s Church on earth, has also been appointed by the God of Abraham to be His end-time prophet and one of the two end-time witnesses (and spokesman of both), preceding the return of Jesus Christ on May 27, 2012.”
(Ah…. Appointed by god! Well then , that changes everything…)
Even after the public ridicule of Harold Camping and his failed May 21, 2011 end times prophecy, Weinland has not backed down from his May 27 date.
(Of course we ridiculed Camping. He’s a f-ing nutjob!)
Weinland is also predicting that “the United States will collapse” and that there will be a nuclear war before May 27 this year. “The truth is ridiculed, ignored, slandered and mocked,” he warns.
(Sometimes it’s just the idiots that are ridiculed, ignored, slandered and mocked! I’m just sayin’ ). One such idiot’s…uh, I mean, Weinland’s prophecy video below…