Times are tough...the economy is in the toilet; we're caught up in war (excuse me, police actions) all over the world; murder, rape, and child abuse are all over the news...

We're spiraling out of control, and someone needs to step up and take over.  Who has the connections, the wisdom, and the experience we need?  Dare I say...Jesus?  But, you say, Jesus was the champion of the disadvantaged and the poor...wouldn't that make him a Democrat?  And President Obama - the incumbent - is a Democrat...how can Jesus run against him? No worries.  As it turns out, Jesus is Republican! What can we expect from a Republican Jesus? Watch and learn...