As I careen ever so quickly to age 40, I realize that making some healthier choices when it comes to food would be in my better interest. Basically, I'm trying to not have my heart explode like a bacon filled piñata.

But, I am a meat eater. An unabashed carnivore. I don't want to turn into some wheat grass drinking, goji berry mashing, tree eating hippie. Who does? Well, maybe that one chick who doesn't shave her pits and smells like patchouli, BUT NOT ME!!

What I need is something that brings eating veggies to my level. WAY DOWN HERE!  Thank God for the Thug Kitchen! Look at this (NSFW) video that tells you all about the Thug Kitchen Cookbook, which I now own.

I can't wait for the Farmer's Market to open so I can eat me some mother fu**ing vegetables like a boss!

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