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If love your women slow, dead on the inside, and willing to put anything in their mouth, you have one of two options: picking up a stripper from the 'Eager Beaver' or checking out one of the brand spanking new dating sites dedicated to Zombies! 

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I guess it pays to be heavy, hot and Swedish because Crucified Barbara have been kicking ass and taking names the past few night. But tonight, they faceoff against their stiffest competition yet, Deuce! Who wins this battle is up to you, get your votes in after the jump!

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We had a lot of submissions for this year's 99X Freakshow brought to you by Rock Powersports.  Some were good, some were bad, and some were ugly (in a good way). Here are the 13 Finalists of this year's entries who are battling it out for great prizes including cash, a trip to Voodoo, or a night in Dallas with Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson on Halloween!

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Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.

So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.

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Everyone's favorite drunken, slutty, mediocre comedian Chelsea Handler is getting a new studio for her show. Exciting stuff.

To welcome Chelsea to her new digs, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz got together to make a rap song in her honor...and it is HORRIBLE to say the least. You can check out this trainwreck after the jump. Be warned, you may need a bottle of vodka and ear plugs.

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Crucified Barbara took down P.O.D. to become our new CockFight Champions. So, tonight, they face their first challenger, Hyro Da Hero. Who wins this battle is up to you...get your votes in after the jump.

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As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing sexier than a chick who can rock her imaginary nuts off and let her inner rocker slut out to play. And luckily for us, there are plenty of hard rocking ladies out and about  at the moment.... Lzzy Hale, Cristina Scabbia, Taylor Momsen, etc. are all smoking hot! But they all have dudes in their respective bands taking away from the action. Which is a bummer.  So, here is a list of the hottest, all girl rock bands. Enjoy the music and make sure you have tissues handy!

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Since the Rolling Stones have entered our Rock Cock Hall Of Fame and our regular rotation, it's time for two new competitors to step into our pit. Tonight we have Crucified Barbara taking on P.O.D.! Who wins this battle is up to you. Get your votes in after the jump.

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Last night, The Stones absolutely KILLED the Toadies to become our cockfight champion. And a lot of people were complaining that nobody can compete with the Stones, and they are probably right. But, if there is one band that could do it, it's Kiss. So, who wins this battle is all up to you...get your votes in after the jump.

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Last night the Toadies took down Otherwise to become our new CockFight Champions. So, tonight, they faceoff against a band we rescued from the radio nursing home across town, the Rolling Stones! (They may be good at being wasted but not so good at wasting away) Who wins this battle is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump!

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Otherwise took down Danko Jones last night to become our new CockFight champion. So, tonight, they are going to defend their title for the first time against Kyng! Who takes it is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump.

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It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, you are bound to run into some sort of Public Service Announcement. And, at least for me, the two words that pop into my head when I hear or see a PSA is hypocritical & bulls**t. Most of the time it's some celebrity with a history of drug abuse trying to tell you not to do drugs. What a crock! However, to relieve our PSA woes, Steel Panther are to the rescue with Metal PSAs we can can actually use. Enjoy!

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