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Pathetic Girly Men Are Getting Beard Transplants [VIDEO]

Some folks can grow a killer beard (Zakk Wylde), some cannot, and then we have the poor fools that can't but try anyway and then they end up with something resembling a dismembered vag on their face. It's kind of sad, really. But even sadder and pathetic than not being able to grow a beard, is having to buy one!

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American: The Bill Hicks Story
American: The Bill Hicks Story
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20 Years Ago Today We Lost The Legendary Bill Hicks [VIDEO]

On February 26th, 1994 we lost one of the most brilliant, thought provoking, controversial voices ever to grace this earthly world of ours, William Melvin Hicks. The word 'genius' gets thrown around a lot now a days. Everyone on the planet is called special or gifted or labeled a genius: it's hard to distinguish one person's thought from another's. But Bill, for better or worse, was as original as it came.

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David Letterman Show, CBS
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Remembering Mitch Hedberg On His Birthday [VIDEO]

Yesterday, February 24th, would have been comedian Mitch Hedberg's Birthday. He tragically died in 2005 at the age of 37. Mitch was one of my favorite comics. And not because he was funny in the traditional sense. But because he was so unique. He was a master of the unconventional one liner, where he would craft a punchline that would seemingly come out of nowhere. Even when his jokes failed, and they did quite often, they still had the ability to tickle your funny bone like none other.

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Hannah Peters, Getty
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Best Irish Drinking Songs Just in Time for St. Paddy’s Day!

Right now, everyone is in the midst of Mardi Gras Madness, which is cool. Who doesn't love drinking in the streets waiting for a nice stranger to throw you a hot dog and some beads? But while all that is going on, I'm plotting and planning for my favorite Holiday: St. Patrick's Day! And I prefer to celebrate St. Paddy's in the old, Catholic tradition of getting liquored up and making piss poor decisions with my friends.

So, in honor of that, here are my favorite Irish Drinking Songs to get you ready for Patty in the Plaza, March 15!

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Jason Merritt, Getty Images
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Has A Nude Selfie of Emma Stone Leaked Online?

I don't know about you, but Emma Stone just gets me hot! She's a red head, which I like. Not to mention she has the body of an Irish goddess! I just love her. And it would seem that my hopes and dreams of seeing her naked have come true! Supposedly allegedly, a nude self featuring Emma has leaked out online.

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Check Out One of the Greatest TOOL Concert Films on the Web! [VIDEO]

As you know, we love the Maynard J. Keenan. Not only are we waiting with patiently for that new Tool album/tour, but we are also pretty jacked for MJK's big 50th Birthday Bash in L.A. at the Greek Theater where APC and Puscifer will perform on May 10. We're sending one of you lucky bastards to LA to the show. (You can thank me later!)

To hold us over until then, I just found what could be the GREATEST Tool concert ever recorded!

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John Slater, Getty Images
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How To Shave Like A Man [VIDEO]

I don't know about you, but I use to hate shaving. It's a big pain in the ass. Not to mention it can be expensive as hell. The cheap disposable ones eat your face alive. And a decent razor with replacements cartridges cost an arm and a leg. But, there are two alternatives that not only will give you the best shave of your life, but will also save you a ton of cash!

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Dr. No, Eon Productions
Dr. No, Eon Productions
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Top 5 Budget Manly Cars To Blow Your Tax Return On

Let's face it: we all want a bad ass car so we can live out a James Bond fantasy. But the sad reality is that most of us never will be in the British Secret Service, have the joy of zipping across the country in a killer Aston Martin DB5 or bang the hottest, most exotic chicks in the world. But that doesn't mean we have to settle for less. You can still get some pretty phenomenal cars on a budget.

Here are my top 5 manly cars you can get on a budget.

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Kevin Winter, Getty Images
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Watch Queens of the Stone Age Frontman Josh Homme Gives a Big ‘F U’ to the Grammys, Imagine Dragons

Last week, Josh Homme went on an expletive filled tirade after some douche-nozzle got on stage in the middle of a Queens of the Stone Age performance. This week, Homme turned his anger and sharp wit towards numerous subjects, including the Grammys and Imagine Dragons.

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