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Machine F*^&ing Head is still kicking ass and taking names, winning three CockFights in a row and closing in on our Rock Cock Hall of Fame and a spot in our regular rotation. But tonight they face off against a guy that's been making a few waves in the rock universe for quite a few years now (plus he's buds with God himself Lemmy, so that's gotta count for something): Danko Jones.

Does Machine Head get closer to rock and roll supremacy or do they get stopped by Danko Jones? Well, you tell us. Get your votes in after the jump. 

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Machine Head are kicking ass and taking names winning two CockFights in a row. But, tonight, they face off against their stiffest competition yet, God Forbid! Who wins this battle is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump. 

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Last night, Machine Head destroyed Coheed and Cambria to become our new CockFight Champion. So, tonight they defend their title for the first time against XFactor1! I don't know who wins this fight, but I guarantee one of these tunes will be coming to strip club near you sometime soon...Anyways, get your votes in for who you want to win after the jump. 

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Slayer's Kerry King and Anthrax's Scott Ian recently sat down on Fuse TV to talk about their collaboration with 'Metal Masters 4', their time touring and playing with Pantera, and getting drunk with Dimebag Darrell. You can check out their convo and some performances from MM4 after the jump.

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The Deftones destroyed the competition last week to be retired to the 99X Rock Cock Hall of Fame. So, tonight, we have two new combatants stepping in the pit. Tonight, it's Coheed and Cambria taking on Machine Head. Who wins, is up to you. Get your votes in after the jump. 

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When it comes to guitar players in the hard rock/heavy metal universe, Zakk Wylde is certainly one of the best. And if you're looking to start playing guitar or just learn how to rip it up like a madman, why not learn how directly from the master himself? 

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The Deftones have been on a tear, kicking everybody's ass the past few nights. But tonight, they go head to head with another hard rock heavy weight, Staind! Who wins this battle is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump.

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It's been a busy week or so for Phil Anselmo and the boys from Down. Last Tuesday, they released their new EP, DOWN IV PART I and kicked off their tour in Dallas. Today, they debuted their new music video for the first single off of DOWN IV, 'Witchtripper' on FUSE TV. If you don't have Fuse or you just missed it, don't worry because we've got you covered. You can watch the video after the jump and you can buy you a copy of the new EP right here. 

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The Deftones have been kicking ass and taking names winning 3 CockFights in a row. Tonight, they continue their quest for Rock and Roll supremacy when they defend their title against All Hail The Yeti (they get my vote because on name alone). Who wins this battle is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump.

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Sure, Summer is *technically* over, but why end the party when it's still 100 degrees outside? So, to celebrate the never ending Louisiana summer, here is a video of some smoking hot chicks getting sudsy and buffing some chrome. Enjoy! 

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If you enjoy live rock and are on a budget, the Red River Revel at Festival Plaza is the place to be next Saturday, October 6th. 

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It's been 4 years which means it's time for another Presidential Election (Yay?)! And since Ron Paul isn't running, that leaves us two options, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. No matter who you plan on voting for, we're going to get big time screwed.

But just because we're going to get anally reamed with no lube for the next 4 years, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun. The Jewish Council for Education and Research has started a viral voting ad campaign that feature the very funny Sarah Silverman and Samuel L. Jackson. Check them out after the jump. 

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