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GWAR has to be the most entertaining Metal band EVER! Whether they are torturing the drug riddled minds of stoners everywhere or covering Kansas, they never disappoint. This time the guys went out trick or treating and, yes, hilarity ensued. This is why GWAR will always have a spot in my heart

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Monday night, 3 Doors Down thrashed Deuce to become our new CockFight Champion. So, tonight, they face off against a killer band that you can check out at the Warehouse on November 2nd, the Sword! Who wins this battle is all up to you, get your votes in after the jump!

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A couple of times a week I just want to share some of the great rock I'm jamming out to. Some of it is new, some is old, but all of it killer. Right now in my playlist I've got the heavy, the hot, and the SAD because I'm really digging As I Lay Dying, Crucified Barbara, and Signum AD.

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If there is one thing Vinnie Paul and I have in common, it's an undying love of strippers. And I find it very insulting that a New York Court ruled 4-3 that Nite Moves Strip Club in Albany couldn't get "dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption because strip clubs have no artistic value...WHAT?!?

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With Halloween being right around the corner, I figure this would be a good time to throw together a list of the scariest and most frightening performers on the planet. Now, there are a lot of people that make this list, but as always, some folks had to be left off

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For us adults, Halloween is an important holiday. The parties, the concerts, the hot tail running around passing off lingerie as a costume...I mean it is quite possibly the greatest holiday for adults (Next to Steak & a BJ Day). And one of the most important elements of any Halloween get together is the music. It has to set the proper mood. So, here are some of my favorite Halloween jams. Let me know which ones you really dig and if I left any off.

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Since NBC has put 'Community' on the shelf for the foreseeable future, everyone on the show is doing their best to stay busy. Donald Glover is doing stand up, Joel McHale is hosting 'Talk Soup' on E!, and Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs are staring in Internet videos where they dance around half naked and goof off! No seriously...check out the video after the jump.

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Over the weekend, Deuce took down Crucified Barbara to become our new CockFight Champion. So, tonight, they defend their title for the very first time against a band we haven't heard from in a while, 3 Doors Down. Who wins is all up to you. Get your votes in after the jump.

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If love your women slow, dead on the inside, and willing to put anything in their mouth, you have one of two options: picking up a stripper from the 'Eager Beaver' or checking out one of the brand spanking new dating sites dedicated to Zombies! 

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I guess it pays to be heavy, hot and Swedish because Crucified Barbara have been kicking ass and taking names the past few night. But tonight, they faceoff against their stiffest competition yet, Deuce! Who wins this battle is up to you, get your votes in after the jump!

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We had a lot of submissions for this year's 99X Freakshow brought to you by Rock Powersports.  Some were good, some were bad, and some were ugly (in a good way). Here are the 13 Finalists of this year's entries who are battling it out for great prizes including cash, a trip to Voodoo, or a night in Dallas with Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson on Halloween!

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Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.

So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.

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