Contact Us


Cristina Candel/Cover/Getty Images

Moms Hide Your Vodka and Your Tampons

You should probably start worrying when you find your vodka and your tampons missing.  Teens have begun a new trend on how to get drunk and not have alcohol on their breath, and we're warning you now that it's pretty gross.  So if you have a weak stomach, don't click to read more.

Read More


Geek Get’s Youtube Revenge on Computer Thief [VIDEO]

A twentysomething computer thief learned a valuable lesson after the owner of the stolen laptop accessed the hard drive via remote.

That lesson? Never record yourself dancing awkwardly to hip hop music on a looted laptop before going through the basic steps of wiping it out. Especially if the owner of said laptop is a computer guru with access to the hard drive from an external location.

Read More

Sex May Kill
Wendell / Hulton Archive

Sex Can Lead to Death, Says Study

A new study has confirmed what doctors have long suspected: A sudden burst of moderate to intense activity, in particular sex, greatly increases your risk of suffering a deadly cardiac event.

Researchers from Tufts University compiled data from 14 studies which explored the link between sex and heart attacks. They were able to conclude a person is 2.7 times more likely to have a heart attack during sex, or one to two hours after the love making, than they are during normal activities.

Read More

"Mildred Pierce" New York Premiere

Things we learned this week: Merkin [VIDEO]

Marilyn Manson sloppy seconds and True Blood actress Evan Rachel Wood is getting ready to go full frontal in the HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce. She needed some coaching up to get her nerve up so she asked full frontal pro Kate Winslet for a bit of advice.

Kate Winslet's advice was "Put a merkin on and you'll be fine." To sum it up a merkin is a wig for your crotch.  Wood had a merkin custom made for the project and we can't wait to see how it turned out.

Read More

Aflac Duck
Photo from Youtube

Open Auditions for Aflac Duck: I’m IN!

Since Gilbert Gottfried got sacked by Aflac, after making some inappropriate Tweets after the Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami, the company will be looking to the masses for the next voice of their beloved fowl.

Instead of going the usual route of hiring a celebrity voice right away, Aflac decided to solicit submissions from the general public using their Facebook page.

Read More

Burger King
Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images

The “King” Has Been Overthrown [VIDEOS]

The creepy King that has been plaguing our nights just before bed, will hopefully soon be out of a job.

Six months ago Burger King was purchased by an investment firm, and got a new CEO and split from their ad agency responsible for the creepy King ads since 2004.

Read More


One Legged Wrestler Now National Champ

We are not big college wresting or Arizona State University fans, but we are a fan of Anthony Robles who is the reigning NCAA 125 lbs wrestling champion.

Before him, we never watch much college wrestling.  He defeated the previous champ, sophmore from Iowa Matt McDonough, last weekend by an impressive 7-1! Oh and did we mention he was born with only one leg. It give a whole new meaning to a one legged man in an ass kicking contest...Robles would probably win that as well.

Here's the AMAZING video.

Read More

Judges Gavel
Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images

Herpes, It Could Cost You $6.7 Million

Be careful about lying to someone about you having an STD.  You might just end up like 71 year old Thomas Redmond of California, who just had his appeal denied, after a jury found him responsible for $6.75 million for infecting his ex-girlfriend with herpes.  Yeah, it even sucks to be millionaire sometimes.

Redmond infected his ex-girlfriend with herpes after telling her he's "clean." Long story short, she sues him for $6.7 million dollars for physical damage, emotional distress and medical bills past and current.

Read More

Jersey Shore
Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images

New Reality TV Show: Hot Moms Apply Within

Someone should tell the TV executives out there that we need another reality show, like we need another hole in the head.  But, seeing as they really aren't human after all that probably won't help.  Case in point this new low in TV show development.

495 Productions -- the same company that is responsible for the “Jersey Shore,” “Tool Academy” and “Shot At Love” -- is looking for the wildest and most "compelling " mothers and daughters from across the nation for another TV reality series and another reason for the rest of the world to think we are depraved lunatics.

Read More

Phone Call
Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images

Don’t Be Duped into Dialing *72

Scam Alert!  This scam has been around for awhile, but it is making a come back. Be carefull when you answer your phone late at night, it's probably NOT a booty call.

The scam involves someone calling you usually late at night saying has been injured and they need you to foward them to the officer on the scene. So they ask you to dial *72 and a phone number. 

*72 ONLY activates the call forwarding function allowing the scammers to make collect phone calls on YOUR hard earned dime! You probably won't know that you've been scammed utill you get your massive phone bill.

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for The Cockpit quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive The Cockpit contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.