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Cycling for Couch Potatoes [VIDEO]

We love wacky inventions just as much as the next guy, and that is why we LOVE the Couchbike.  Think of it...getting the cardio your fat ass so needs, while in the comfort of your own couch!  I mean really when's the last time you sat on a bicycle seat?  Your ass was probably a lot smaller back then.  This contraption would allow your posterior to sink in wonderful couch cushion and you get a full cardio work out! 

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Nick and Drew’s Fetish Madness Tournament

If you want to spice up your usual bracket, try out our Fetish Madness Tournament!  Fill out the brackets and we’ll crown the official fetish of Nick and Drew.

We've got everything from foot fetish to furries!  You'll find it's the most adventurous bracket you'll ever take part in.

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Check Out the 10 Most Counterfeited Products In the U.S.
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Check Out the 10 Most Counterfeited Products In the U.S.

If you're wearing a Molex watch right now, wearing Reebuck shoes, and can't wait to get home to watch TV on your brand new high definition Sorny . . . then you're part of this problem.

According to Homeland Security's Customs and Border Protection, hundreds of millions of dollars of counterfeit goods are sold in this country every year . . . some of which fund criminal activities and organized crime.

Here's their list of the top 10 product categories that are counterfeited the most in the U.S.

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Brazilian Spider Could be Next Viagra

More times than not, scientists waste their time with meaningless reaserch that also wastes government grants, this study DEFINITLY doesn't fall into that catagory.

Researchers at the Medical  College of Georgia have found that the venom of a spider native to Cental and South America  could be mother nature's answer to Viagra.  This gives a whole new meaning to spidey sense.

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What if I think my girlfriend has herpes?

Received an email from a guy asking, “What do I do if I think my girlfriend has herpes?  I’ve noticed she has “fever blisters” from time to time around her mouth and I’m worried she has herpes.”

Here’s my response:

This is a lose-lose conversation.  If she has it and hasn’t already told you, do you really think she’ll fess up because you asked?  Second, if she doesn’t have it, you just got dumped.  No chick wants to date a guy who thought she had a venereal disease.

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Exercise Just Got Better, Replace Energy Drinks With Beer [VIDEO]

America might be known for having juiced up athletes, but the top athletes in Europe, if you wanna consider them athletes, are brewing up after a hard day on the slopes. A non-alcoholic beer from Bulgeria, Erdigner Alkoholfrei, is taking the biathletes in Europe by storm.

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Joel Northrup

Iowa High-School Wrestler Won’t Compete Against Girl

High-school sophomore Joel Northrup was widely considered a favorite in his weight class until he forfeited his wrestling state tournament in the first round.

Northrup forfeited because he was paired up with Cassy Herkelman, one of the first girls to qualify for the tournament.

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Practice Safe Sexting

Hey admit it, you've either wanted to do it or just had a bad experience that you don't want to relive.  But, hey, sexing can be fun, if you follow the rules.  With all things in life there are rules of contuct. Sexting is no exception. If you are going to sext, please play it safe with these guidelines.

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