Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Hard-Charging Gorilla Smacks Into Window Trying to Attack Zoo Visitor
This is why humans should never get too close to the animals at the zoo.
Google, T-Mobile Lead the Best of 2016 April Fool’s Day Jokes
April Fool's Day has gone high-tech.
Presidential Hopeful John Kasich Ate Pizza With a Fork and America Went Nuts
Ohio Governor John Kasich is going to have work harder to win the New York vote.
While in New York City earlier this week, Kasich, a Republican who trails Donald Trump in the race for the GOP presidential nomination, was caught eating pizza with a fork...
Deranged Girl Holds Knife to Boyfriend’s Throat in Loony Apology Video
He only went out with her because he figured he could get blade.
Chillaxin’ Dog at Spring Training Game Is Living the Good Life
Maybe the Grapefruit League ought to be called the Milkbone League.
‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
Sad Man Gets Even Sadder Lap Dance From Wife
All you marriage detractors, behold Exhibit A in why you may want to think twice about tying the knot.
Wild Bloodied Knuckle Rugby Brawl Is Why Rugby Has Not Caught on in America
It's hard to know where the game ends and where the fighting begins in rugby, but not in this case.
These Hilarious Softball Player Stereotypes Are Way Too Relatable
Softball is a great way for men to take a hiatus from their humdrum day-to-day life and engage in some classic American fun. Well, that’s the idea, anyway.
Watermelon Experiment Ends With Pure Kitchen Destruction
Now that we've finally figured out how to make seedless watermelons, the fruit should no longer be involved in any type of study.
Trucks Carrying Beer and Chips Crash in Most Satisfying Accident Ever
If a truck carrying beer is heading along I-95 in Florida's Brevard County, when will it hit a truck carrying chips?
Boy’s First Motorcycle Ride Is a Colossal Pile of ‘Ouch’
This kid is Harley an expert on a motorcycle.