Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Atlanta Braves Are Selling a ‘Burgerizza’ That Will Destroy Your Insides
The Atlanta Braves' play may make fans sick to their stomach this year, but probably not as much as the food the team will sell.
Foul-Mouthed Grumpy Old Irish Man Is Fed Up With St. Patrick’s Day
Old people are awesome, especially when they're not trying to be.
March Madness ‘Expert’ Gives Hilariously Brutal Truth While Filling Out His Bracket
Everyone has an opinion about the NCAA Tournament, but here's a secret: no one really knows what's going to happen.
Minnesota’s All Hockey Hair Team Rocks the Puck Like Nobody’s Business
These hairstyles are so good – Minne-SO-ta good.
Thrilling 3 Buzzer Beater, 4 OT Basketball Game Is the Best March Madness Ever
The rest of March Madness is going to have a tough time keeping pace with this thriller.
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s Campaign
It's democracy in action.
Fishing Wasted Championship Long on Booze, Short on Fish
With a name like the Fishing Wasted Championship, you know it's gonna be good.
4-Year-Old Gets Arm Stuck in Vending Machine for 6 Hours
This boy had never seen a vending machine before. He probably hopes he'll never see one again.
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 Pickles
It's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.
House at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts Everywhere
Someone is testicle-ing the housing market.
This FedEx Truck Does Something You’d Never Dare Attempt
You're about to witness a FedEx-cellent parking job.
Yoenis Cespedes Rolls Into Spring Training on Tricked-Out Superhero Car
New York Mets outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is the motor that makes the team's lineup go. He's also got a motor all of Major League Baseball can't help but notice.