This week in Craigslist: Shreveport

Craigslist has changed our world, you can get a free couch, some nice pants, or a new car. You can also find some solid lulz...which brings us to this, our first edition of Craigslist: Shreveport.

First up, some dude looking to dunk his cookies in specialty milk. This thing is real, and hell, someone may have responded to it. You can click the link for full details, but here's the text:

"I am in seach of a women who enjoys feeding a man her milk.is lactating not into baby stuff, just have a desire to latcth on a breast and feel the connection happen. . I am a handsome 47 yr old male, hard working professional man. I am free during some day time hours. If interested let me know we will see what can happen. This is for an Adult Nursing Relationship."

Next up, we have some weirdo trying to seduce a woman with his internet-Shakespeare skills. This chick was just walking her dog near a pond, and creepy Rob Lowe over here was taking notes about demons and ducks or whatever. Check this:

"You were dark and mysterious with a body sent from heaven to do the most sinful things. Your dog was a hell hound bent on driving the local duck population into extinction. I wanted to wade deep within your waters and baptize myself. I should have spoken but the timber in my jeans would have given away any attempt i made to be civilized. I think our demons would play well together. Please tell me your car type and what you called your dog."

Keep an eye out for more from our Craigslist: Shreveport supply. We'll keep mining for that Craigslist gold so you don't have to!