The website SportsPickle has found that there are some of the most unfortunately named people in this year's Olympic Games. So, in commemoration of none of these names coming from the USA, let's point and laugh at the Top 10.
Your call. The shot put, the long jump, and table tennis. Or pole, stage, and lapdance. That's what I thought. Yeah, Hope solo is hot, but I'd put 20-to-1 down that you won't see her in goal wearing nothing but a thong...
And by exciting, I mean "boooooooiiiiiiiiinnnngggggg!" In a lead-up to the London Olympics, Australian runner Michelle Jenneke recently partook in running the the 100m hurdles during the World Junior Championships in Barcelona. Without question, her pre-race routine is phenomenal. If this is her warm-up for the Olympics, I now have a reason to watch the 2012 Lame Games! I think you'll agree...
Let's face it, for the most part, the Olympics suck. I mean who really gives the ass of a rat about curling? Not one damn person. But there is one big reason to watch the London games this year: the OILFs (Olympians I'd Like to Fornicate)!
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