Hey fellas. Here's a video of Kate Upton floating around in zero gravity, in all of her glory. You're so welcome.
To celebrate the 2014 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue, Miss Upton headed to the skies courtesy of ZERO G, the masters in weightless flights...
Gif (pronounnced 'jif'. Argue with me if you will, but click here for verification). Like a picture, only better. Because it moves. ANd we love it when pictures like these move!
Do you think you've seen every Kate Upton picture? Are you sure about that? I mean, what if you missed one? What if there is some secret gem just waiting out there. A secret giggly, bouncy, you just want to grab and bury your face in the computer screen picture, and you missed it
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I don't know why and I don't care, but the internet seems to be all about slow motion bouncing boobs today. I'm not one to complain, and I'm also not one to keep such a glorious thing all to myself -- especially when one of the videos features the buxom 99X favorite Kate Upton.
Warning: mute your speakers unless you like 90s chick rock.
It’s not often we can say we’ve had enough of a hot chick, but, seriously, can Kate Upton stop popping up everywhere like Starbucks on street corners?
Kate Upton's breasts are going to be in another movie. Check out this video of Upton almost losing her top on the set of the new movie 'The Other Woman' which is filming in West Hampton, Long Island.
We can only guess that Kate will be playing "the other woman" in the new movie staring Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz...
“@jakedavidson23:youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE…” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) March 19, 2013
Don't hate Jake Davidson just because you're not Jake Davidson...
Guys, Valentine's Day is Thursday. Which, if you have a penis and a significant other, you are scrambling around trying to please your woman -- gifts, diner, flowers...the whole works. It's our time to do our best not to screw and to treat the women we love like queens and treat them like they are suppose to be treated.
But guys, today, we get a little treat of our own from Sports Illustrated. The
Mercedes Benz has graced us with not one, but four teasers for their Super Bowl production. All we know is to expect something sinister, mysterious and hot enough to break dishes and ruin a little girl's ice cream, all set to the Rolling Stones' 'Sympathy For the Devil.' Oh, and a teaser featuring Kate Upton lets us know she'll be washing a car in slow motion. No explanation needed there, really.
Let's face it. Kate Upton is everywhere. And where most normal humans would run the risk of overexposure...Kate can never expose quite enough to make me happy. Seriously. I would fap to Kate fileting a carp on the cover of Field & Stream.