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Do you know what the best part about football season is? Sure, the games are great, but it's the drunken fans doing idiotic stuff that makes the football atmosphere so enjoyable. For instance, take this average, drunken Bears fan. She looks normal. But when she attempts to do some tricks on a stripper pole at a tailgating party, she goes from ordinary to extraordinary. (SPOILER ALERT: THE POLE WIN

Let's just face it...today sucks donkey balls. I know you're trying to make the best of it. We all are. But look on the bright side, at least you aren't this guy.

There are all sorts of instructional videos on Youtube, but this isn't one of those kinds of videos. Courtesy of some poor guy at the Louisiana Power Sports Sportsman's Expo, this is a how NOT to video on zip-lining.

Not suggested to take this if you want to stay a man. This is a first, but it looks like us guys need to be wary of hair loss drugs, if you don't want to go from him to "shim" in less than a year.

July 4th is a time to celebrate America's independence, hang out with friends and family and marvel at how stupid some people can be when it comes to firework safety. Instead of putting your own life and limb at risk this Independence Day, check out these hilarious and unsafe fireworks displays caught on video.

Insert joke here...and no, it isn't too soon.

First rule of thumb in TV News, make sure your clothes don't match your backdrop. It seems that the weather girls for this Spanish language TV station didn't get that memo. But the guy on the beach and the camera did.

You see these all over the internet, guys have a hard enough time putting themselves out there for marriage proposals, then you get the guy who thinks it is a good idea to propose in front of thousands of people. Last year ended with someone trying it on the Ellen show, which was a good idea, as it is Ellen...

This family didn't send it out...I am not sure why

Nothing warms the cockles of my heart faster than taking a look back at what was. I am not interested in the Lindsay Lohan's and Kim Jong Il crap. I want what was important this past year, like car wrecks, getting hit in the balls, tossing things at a kids who were not ready, people falling down, cars hitting people, falling off high places and the like...

If the Razzies existed for music videos, this would clean up! A band called Alternate Reality, I guess they are a band, has reached a new low in over-produced badness. I mean, I'm at a loss...this is quite possibly the WORST thing my eyes have ever laid eyes on. And not only is the video terrible, the song is worse than terrible. I could only make it about 2:30 of this crap, how far can you make i

Lap dances are good. Being drunk is good. But when you mix the two together, bad things can happen. Just watch the video for proof. (But watch out for the fat chick, she may blind you. Just a warning)