WTF is a Snooki any way? To put it simply, a Snooki is a robot being controlled by tiny creatures from another planet that just want to see what stupid non-sense will take hold of our world's attention. Okay that's just a theory, but really can someone make this Snooki go away? I'm not all that miffed about her resent cover of the Rolling Stone, since I have long gave up on that rag. I was cool with it as long as it stayed in it's own little world of MTV Reality Show stupidity, but now it is seeking control over WWE!