I don't know about you, but I found the story about Floridian Rudy Eugene being jacked up on bath salts and eating a homeless guy's face a little disturbing. And more than a little interesting. I think it's the whole zombie thing. I don't want some dead, rotting, brainless, smelly corpse chewing on me. Unless they're hot, of course. Which begs the question: Is there such a thing as hot zombies?
The answer? Yes, Barbara - there is.