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Studies Show That Penis Length is Shrinking

Guys, we have a problem. Our junk is shrinking. We aren’t in the pool, gentlemen.

Nope, that would not be the issue.

Don’t be ignorant, you know what this is.

According to a recent study,  the issue is the average penis size has been shrinking over the past several years; so much so that we have lost 10% of our flesh flute’s size over the past 50 years!!!


Supposedly, it has to do with how much girth that we are packing on…and No, that isn’t the girth of your meat stick.

Translation: We are getting fat and that makes you penis shrink.

Another reason: Smoking, alcohol and stress all contribute to the shrinkage and we have to take responsibility for that, IF you smoke or drink. Somehow, I think stress is probably the most universal.

The one you can definitely blame on someone else, the environment, yes, air pollutants are supposedly a contributor to losing the size of your ankle spanker.

So what is a guy to do to change this disturbing trend? If we don’t change this course, us guys will have vaginas within the next couple of hundred years.

Fear not, I have done my due diligence and have come up with a list of natural male enhancements.

  • Pomegranate: Yes, the fruit, as it helps the blood flow to the penis
  • L-Arginine: It works like a pomegranate. It is an amino acid that is one of the main ingredients in most male enhancement supplements on the market
  • Mujra Puama: This is an herb that is used for circulation in the pelvic region
  • Epimedium Sagittatum: also known as Horny Goat Weed. It reduces levels of PDE-5 for men, which improves erectile dysfunction symptoms. If you have low levels of PDE-5, men can have major health issues.
  • Flaxseed: This is a fatty acid that can improve fertility and keep a man’s prostate healthy.
  • Maca: This can improve sperm count, boost sex drive, and strengthen erections.

And if none that works, “Hello, EXTENZ, yes, I would like a lifetime supply”

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