It's no secret that I hate Madonna with the passion of a thousand suns. She's old, dried up and for some ungodly reason keeps posting nude photos of herself on Twitter and Instagram. And much like her singing, it's only good when heavily modified in a studio. Yet, for some reason, a few listeners thought it would be hilarious to tag me in a bunch of Madonna photos and tweets. I thought it was funny at first, but now I just want to break Madonna's hip. 

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. I can't share any of the nude Madonna photos, but Jesus people...just stop it already! I REALLY don't want to look at naked 55+ year old woman that's one face lift away from having a beard.