I HATE Valentine's Day. And it has nothing to do with being single. Even when I had a girlfriend, I hated the whole idea of the holiday. Let's celebrate love by going out and buying a bunch of crap that the other party probably doesn't need or want. It's so stupid.

The only good thing about Valentine's Day this year is Deadpool. That actually might make it worth suffering through. Anyway, in honor of the horrors of VD, here are some of the best anti-love songs on the planet. And, if you are happy and in love and are super jacked about Valentine's Day...keep it to yourself unless you want me to shoot you with a cross bow.

 

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