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You have no idea how difficult this job is.  Hours a day pouring over website after website looking for something to amuse and entertain…myself.  Then talking on the radio for a couple of hours.  Then lunch.  And maybe a band will come by and hang out.  The s*** we have to do to make a dollar.

Today, I came across something that literally made me fall out of my chair.  I’ve seen this guy’s face before (I finally had to google him.  Jon Lajoie – he’s a comedian of some noteriety), and that more than anything is the real reason I had to watch the video.  Well, that, and the fact that I HAD TO KNOW exactly what “Rape Glasses” are.  Now I know.  And in about 40 seconds you will, too.

 

 
Now that I think about it, Naked Jake used to have a pair of those. What ever happened to him? Probably a question better left unanswered. But another question: Not that you’ve seen “Rape Glasses”, aren’t you intrigued by “Pedophile Beards”? Of course you are…

 

 

Need a pitchman? Jon Lajoie is your man!

 

 

And Holy Batpoop, Batman! He raps, too. Okay. He raps badly. But it’s funnier and probably better than Jay Z. And that douche is rich. Disclaimer: As your attorney I advise you not to listen at work, or if you REALLY HAVE TO, listen with headphones. Don’t make me tell you twice. And if you’re a kid, don’t listen to this at all. Seriously. If you listen to this and you’re under 18, your junk will fall off. Unless you’re a chick. Then you’ll be doomed to a life on the pole. And no one wants that. So, if you’re under 18, go back to the post about Nickelback releasing another album or something. Just don’t listen to this. DON’T CLICK ON THAT VIDEO!!! That’s it. I’m calling your Mom.

 

 

 

And he’s a friggin’ ninja! Boy’s got skillz…

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