Everyone's favorite drunken, slutty, mediocre comedian Chelsea Handler is getting a new studio for her show. Exciting stuff.

To welcome Chelsea to her new digs, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz got together to make a rap song in her honor...and it is HORRIBLE to say the least. You can check out this trainwreck after the jump. Be warned, you may need a bottle of vodka and ear plugs.

That is all the proof you should need that white women shouldn't rap. Unless the white woman in question is Natalie Portman.