Maybe I'm a little bit behind or just old fashioned, but I just found out what hate sex is and what it's all about, and I have to tell you that I am completely fascinated by the idea. I mean think of the possibilities, sex with the girl that broke your heart, your hard ass boss that happens to be hot...it is an endless fantasy with millions of different outcomes and infinite possibilities. It's a way where people can express their deepest angers and hatred of each other in a fun, harmless fashion that won't land you in jail.

So, with childlike wonder, I started building a list of all the people I'd like to "hate eff." The first two people that popped into mind were Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony for some reason. Maybe it's because they've been on TV non-stop for the past 6 months or maybe I just hate cold blooded, evil women.

Either way, imagine what that would be like. Sex with the average crazy broad is pretty much the best thing ever. Now, just picture what it would be like to have sex with someone that is unremorseful, disconnected from reality, and completely whacked out of her skull...or I guess you could just imagine sex with Casey Anthony. I could really get into this whole hate sex thing.

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