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Festapalooza Attendee Shocks, Amuses Crowd With Funny T-Shirt

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As soon as we opened the gates at Festapalooza, we ran into this guy. If you haven’t already noticed, he has an interesting t-shirt on. It reads ‘I have the d___ so I make the rules,” and has a drawing of a guy pointing his finger at a woman.

We’re guessing he received plenty of attention from Festapalooza’s female attendees, but decided to ask our own local rock goddess Jade Green what she thought about the t-shirt.

“She who holds the knife makes the rules,” Jade said after we showed her the picture and pointed out his t-shirt.

But surely she didn’t mean anything threatening with that statement…right? “Anything that dangles can be removed,” she bluntly added.

We’re still pretty sure Jade was just joking around, but damn! Lesson learned: Don’t f___ with Jade.

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