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Why should I care about how you hate people who are mean?

It’s a known fact that the vast majority of people who are on facebook are what we call morons? They each have their own severity as to what degree of a moron they are. I say this because I see a million statuses stream through the site a day and most of them are completely irrelevant. This is what I would like to say to those people.

I don’t care that no one wants to talk to you.

Stop f*&^*(( poking me.

I don’t care about another damn photo of your cat.

I really don’t care about how your day is going.

If you are a hot chick, show me more slutty mirror photos.

Don’t check-in somewhere! Do you want to be raped or murdered?

Type out full words for the love of God.

And last but not least, if I get another notification about how someone answered a question about me and the question is, “Do you think Gabe is secretly a unicorn?” I am going to show up at your house and kick you until you stop moving.

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