I've seen a lot of dumb people do stupid sh*t in my life, but this guy takes the cake. Shoenice22 has eaten everything from raw eggs with shells and all to suntan lotion. However, this week, Shoenice does his dumbest stunt of all, chugging a bottle of Absolut Vodka in roughly 20 seconds.

A lot of people are calling bullshit on this, insisting he pulled a switcharoo and chugged water instead. I say NAY, he totally pulled this off for 2 reasons. A) I used to do this with Jack Daniels as a party trick and B) listen to him talk, it sounds like he's already pickled his brain.

Either way, his feat is impressive...ly stupid. But, by the way he looks and talks, it's probably the only way he can make money. Although, if Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are still employable, I think we can him behind the wheel of a cab or something.