Ring Tones — Crazy Asian Commercial of the Day
Some places not to fart:
1.) A hot shower
2.) In the car with the windows open
3.) In an elevator.
The only exceptions to the above are:
1.) When you want others to smell what you dealt
2.) If you have an SBD and can do it without giving away that it was you.
With this knowledge, enter the Fart Ring Tone: