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Courtney Love Says Crack Habit Made Her Better at Math?

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Courtney Love’s new e-book “Courtney Comes Clean” is out on iBooks and Kindle, but I don’t think that I’ll be rushing out to download to my Kindle. Here are some of the most entertaining excerpts that I found at TheFix.

“The strange thing is, while the crack screwed me up in a lot of ways, it improved me in certain others. I’ve never been good with numbers, but when I was on crack I could do math really, really well. I became a fucking whiz at calculus.”

WOW! Just think of all the money that can be saved by parents buying their kids crack, instead of paying a tutor.

“I don’t do street drugs anymore. My medications are all legally prescribed by prominent physicians. I’m entirely legal. But the truth is, I’ve never claimed to be anyone’s role model. I’m not Mother Theresa. All I’m trying to do is stay alive.”

Well, I really wish you wouldn’t try so damn hard!

If you really must have more of her cracked out musings you can go here if you must. And if you are really into punishing yourself you can waste $2.99 and download it here.


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