Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomMom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomA woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of BeerThieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of BeerThe only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too LoudHorny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too LoudWhere does this guy get off?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsWorld’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsMcNuggets have met McLovin'.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with MistressImbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with MistressThe only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerIdiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerThe only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Dies at Texas Gentleman’s ClubMan Dies at Texas Gentleman’s ClubI tried to keep the title as generic as possible, but I think you get the drift. BristolBristol
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine ChargesSanta Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine ChargesHo, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed WindowTerrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed WindowHey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a DateDude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a DateShe may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors