Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Some places not to fart:
1.) A hot shower
2.) In the car with the windows open
3.) In an elevator.
Screw the ping-pong balls from her hoo-ha and golden showers, this chick means business.
Nadya Suleman has been doing everything she can to remain relevant in the spotlight since she earned her infamous nickname “the Octomom.” She jumped in the boxing ring. She took a twirl on the stripper pole. She even stepped in front of the camera to shoot an adult film. Now she’s back, and instead of assaulting your vision, this time she’s after your ears as well.
It should always been considered suspicious when a cut rate beauty school charges a person up the yang hole to attend their classes, and then upon cashing their check, hands them a set of clippers and insists they shave the instructor’s pubes prior to expelling them for no good reason.
Tattoos may be a bit taboo for most of America, but they are a BIG part of the rock & roll lifestyle for both men and women. Getting inked is just a part of life. But, the newest trend in the tattoo world is just a little bit too much for me - the butthole tattoo. No, seriously. And it's getting really popular with the ladies (which is ironic considering most women I've met hate to feel a prick back there).
After years of research and study I've finally figured out a way for men to cure their fear of heights. Give them boobs.
Imagine being the guy who found this at the bottom of a lake.
Earlier today, we told you about these cool stash rings that are specially designed to hide a single Viagra pill. Now we’ve got another prescription drug-themed item we think you may like even more.
Jeremy Renner won’t soon forget a recent painful 10-plus hour flight from Los Angeles to London. It wasn’t the turbulence, the layovers or the bad service that made the flight unbearable – it was the uncomfortable, unnatural swelling going on … in his pants.
Trudging around the aisles of the huge supermarkets of America, searching for the rare but key items we always require is, quite frankly, a pain in the rear. Then we heard about the perfect solution: The new ‘Man-Aisle’ featured at Westside Market NYC’s store on the corner of Broadway and 110th Street.