Louisiana lawmakers have gone to great lengths to ensure residents of the state understand the phrase “exit only.” Even though the United States Supreme Court ruled the state’s anti-sodomy law unconstitutional over a decade ago, making it illegal for police to lock people up for bumping the old stink-eye, the Louisiana House of Representatives has voted against removing the ban.
Let’s forget about discussing exactly why it has become some sort of pseudo fashion for young women to auction off their virginity, and let’s talk about what you would do if you were the lucky, bidding bastard that ends up winning this particular auction.
One Louisiana adult store believes welfare recipients have the right to be sexy, so they are allowing customers to pay for items like lingerie and adult novelties using their Electronic Benefits Transfer card.
So you want to know more about Taylor Momsen? Who she's dating? Her religious beliefs? Politics? Is she like the sweet Jenny of Gossip Girl, or more like the fiesty little minx we see in videos for her band, The Pretty Reckless...
You know, Valentine's Day is BS! The pressure is all on us guys. We HAVE to go buy flowers. We HAVE to buy candy. We HAVE to take our ladies out to a nice dinner. Or else we'll be labeled as a bad boyfriend by her and every single one of her female friends and we'll have to go at least 40 days and 40 nights without sex. Which is terrible! What about us? Where is our holiday? Well, guys, it turns out we have one coming up March 14th called Steak and BJ Day!
When it comes to sick and twisted smut that arouses the porn populous of the world, it would be shocking to find Internet searches for pornography that actually shocks us…at least that is what we thought.
Strapping your pecker to an electric chair may not seem like the most ideal way to discover new heights of sexual pleasure, but a couple of researchers from Georgia Tech insist they will shock the world with this advancement in sex technology – it’s called the electric eel.
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