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BEST OF 2010: Jennifer Lopez Has Cellulite

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Full Disclosure: I was going to entirely skip this shot of Jennifer Lopez performing in Madrid but instead posted it as an afterthought with the daily links. Turns out you couldn’t get enough of staring into a mound of cellulite and the photo literally became an international sensation. There were small villages in Central America who looked at these on dial-up and immediately sacrificed a goat lest “La masa de Monster” steal their children in their sleep. Which is why, for just pennies a day, you can get them a 3G phone so they can learn they’re confusing JLo with Madonna. *drops Blackberry in mail* Knowledge is coming, Pepe! Be strong.

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