I am Steve King. My first love is my family, as the 2 things I love most are to hear my kids laugh and see my wife smile. If I am not at work, you can find me on my motorcycle, riding solo. It is my break from life, as I find inner peace on the bike, especially after church. When it comes to dinner, I am first in line, but I am normally the one who made it, so I have no one to blame if I don't like what I am eating.. Thanks for checking out my profile and thank you for listening.
Steve King
Chinese Bodyguard Training…In Bikinis [PIC]
They may be taking our jobs, but it looks like they maybe onto something. Allowing the ladies to train to be bodyguards. They even get special training, just for the ladies. And from the look of it, they don't get an easy pass just because they are women, but I am thankful that someone had a camera...
Eva Mendes S.E.X. Tape [VIDEO]
Eva is HOT! And now she, herself is putting out a SEX Tape!
Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes
Could You Deuce Here? [PIC]
Maybe I am the kind of person who can drop trow anywhere and any time the urge hits me, so having a lizard what me pinch one off won't bother me as much as thinking about doing a #1 with a fist coming through the wall.
If I had this bathroom in my house, I would start telling people, "Excuse me, I need to go sling the web"...
Check Your Receipts (Part 2) [PIC]
Not too long ago, I mentioned that it is important to check your receipts.Now here is a receipt that was listed as offensive, let's count the ways
Offensive features of this receipt:
#1: Ordering a pizza from a national chain, when you live in New York City. (Didn't this person learn anything from Saturday Night Fever? All you need is a "sl
Would You Put This In Your Mouth [PIC]
I don't know about you, but I snap into Slim Jims, mess with Sasquach with Jack's Links and I am willing to try the home made jerky's that try different flavors. Normally, they all have pretty straight-forward names
HOWEVER...I can't say that I would try anything that would refer anyone's member...
S**t Wookies Say
First we had the Twitter feed of "S**t My Dad Says". Then we had the TV show "Stuff My Dad Says" and the online video series of "Things Girls Say". Now we have entered the outter reaches of space for "S**t Wookies Say". This may be the most accurate quote series ever...
It’s The Best Sale Ever [PIC]
I would have to take a trip to Japan for this, but this isn't just a sale, this is the ULTIMATE sale. Sure it is a Christmas sale, but this is the kind of sale that would make Santa proud.
Dontcha Hate PC Moments On TV? [NSFW VIDEO]
Me too, which brings me to the Top 10 most politically incorrect moments ever to grace TV.
Here Come The Big Game Ads [VIDEO]
While we wait to see if Drew Brees can take our Saints to the Big Game, rather than having to wait (mostly because I am not a fan of being surprised), it looks like Doritos has released the commercial that will run during the Big Game.
The best part of this ad, to me, is that the series of Doritos commercials are already humorous, but this one is the best yet...
Come To The Darkside…Of The Bun(s) [PIC]
Just think about it, putting your meat between 2 black buns.
You would think there are only 2 options, either there is hair near by, or you were in Europe, ordering a burger from a fast food restaurant called Quick.
Enter The Dark Vader Burger and the Jedi Burger...
Truth In Advertising [PIC]
Now this is something I think we can all believe in.
Unintentional Penis Of The Week
Is it a description and a name? If he goes with Enya, as a last name, I am guessing this one year old will have a career in porn.