Steve King

Elements of a GREAT TV commercial.

1. One HOT spokes woman
2. One Bikini
3. Very little support for the top
4. Lots of jumping and bouncing

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Yes, Dildo Island.

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Back in the mid-1980's, Butch Walker was in a band called Southgang. They weren't much more than a one-hit-wonder with "Tainted Angel," but Butch went on to lot of success with his power-pop trio Marvelous 3 and his solo career

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This one is kind of lame

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Matthew Modine needed a career jump-start and the movie he chose was "Private School." Interestingly enough, he teamed up with a star on the rise Phoebe Cates, who just came off of the biggest movie exposure (yes, pun intended) of her career with "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

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Sue Simmons is a TV news anchor in New York and has quite the reputation of being, let's just say...a bitch.

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Pretzels with a cheerleader-looking girl and two Gisha Girls. This is one of those WTF commercials. Kind of creepy, even.

So I was told that I need to give a paragraph to describe what you are seeing in the pictures for the various theme days that I have come up with. So, I am thinking about what someone would be thinking in this situation:

1. "(snore)"
2. "I love you man"
3. "I can't feel my feet...my hands...my feet...bu

Seriously?  If you are going to ink yourself as an homage to something, do you really want it to be the Golden Girls?

Either she likes having things put up her rear end, she doesn't pull her drawers out of her ass or she doesn't wipe. Either way, I feel bad for the dog.

Green Day was known back in the day as a punk band and since they were founded, they have softened their edges a bit...until this past weekend.

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Are they in pain, or are they singing. Either way, they look like they have a good grip on things.