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Behind the Scenes at Arianny Celeste’s 2013 Calendar Shoot [VIDEO]
If you've watched a UFC event, chances are, you're familiar with Arianny Celeste. One of the UFC's most popular ring-girls, as well as a Playboy model, Bud Lite Spokes-model, host of Ultimate Insider, and all-around hot babe - her assets have been paraded across TV stations, magazines, and Fap-Master fantasies for the past couple of years.
World’s First All-Girl Porn Star Band [VIDEOS]
First there was the Runaways. Then Kittie. And Cherri Bomb. The all-girl band thing has been done before, but never like this. On Sept. 25, an off-the-wall mockumentary about a rock band comprised of four adult performers called Tight will be hitting stores. The movie follows the group as they go out on the road and live the rock 'n' roll lifestyle.
Butterface Cyclist Demonstrates Bicycle Air Bags, Results in Mad Fapping [VIDEO]
What? You really thought I was talking about a new development in sports technology? What website do you think you've logged on to, anyway? This video should have been shot in Shreveport. With the potholes, cracks, and Bumps in our streets, imagine the mayhem! The bouncing, the flapping, the flopping, the fapping! Excuse me, I just had a moment.
Burning Man Hula Cam [VIDEO]
Burning Man, an event that started as a bonfire ritual on the summer solstice in 1986, has turned into a week-long annual event held in the Black Rock Desert in northern Nevada. The event begins on the last Monday in August, and ends on the first Monday in September, and takes its name from the ritual burning of a large wooden effigy on Saturday evening.
Louisiana Porn Star Lexi Belle is a Down-Home Girl with a Naughty Side
Adult film star Lexi Belle was born in Independence, LA. Fitting, since she makes us want to free something from our pants.
‘The Man’ Approves This Photo Gallery of Foreign Women
We've been told to tone down the babe content. Are we succeeding?
99X Mascot Screaming Sheep Responds to Internet Ban [VIDEO]
Maybe you've already heard or read that 99X has the dubious honor of being the first radio station to be banned by a certain search engine. That's right, a company that puts hardcore porn at your fingertips is offended by our website. Seriously! Yes, our parents are proud.
WWJD? Run For President! Jesus in 2012! [VIDEO]
Times are tough...the economy is in the toilet; we're caught up in war (excuse me, police actions) all over the world; murder, rape, and child abuse are all over the news...
We're spiraling out of control, and someone needs to step up and take over...
Top 10 Hottest Rockstar Daughters [PHOTOS]
Rockstars. They fornicate with hot chicks on a daily basis. Usually several hot chicks daily. Occasionally, offspring occur. You would think the offspring of a rockstar and a hot chick would always be fapalicious, right. Unfortunately, not always. But sometimes we get a winner. For your approval, my Top 10 picks.
Are You Ready For Some Football…Cheerleaders? [VIDEO]
Finally! The NFL and college football seasons have arrived! And not a minute too soon...
The Cure for Morning Sickness? Oral Sex.
It's a bad news/good news scenerio. Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant. Not exactly how you had planned to kick off the weekend. But look on the bright side. And there is a bright side. A new study shows that there is a cure for that peskiest of pregnancy woes, morning sickness...
In This Moment Coming to the Riverside Warehouse [VIDEO]
For some reason, I find women that scare me unusually sexy. Probably why, to me, Maria Brink is hot as balls in Louisiana in August. Women that look like that are not supposed to growl and scream and grimice like that (excuse me, I'm having a moment)...