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Catch A Patriotic Buzz With George Washington’s Beer Recipe

The 4th of July is tomorrow, so this may be a bit of short notice. But a lot of people switch over to American Beer for the 4th. And yeah, Miller, Bud, and PBR are all good and will get the job done. But for the true Patriot, there really is one beer that will bring in the Birth of America properly; George Washington's Personal Brew!

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April O’Neil Is Every Nerd Boy’s Fantasy [PICS]

I'm not a big porn guy but there is one pornstar I have become mighty fond of recently, April O'Neil. If that name sounds familiar, it's because she lifted the name as an homage to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Like I said, I'm not really to porn, but April intrigues me. Not only is she hot, but she's into comic books, Dr. Who, and all the other stuff that usually prevents dudes from getting laid. She's the rarest breed of woman: a hot nerdy woman. And you know what I say about hot nerd chicks? They are like unicorns...unicorns you can bang! 

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Category: Babes, Comics
Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images
Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images
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Paris Hilton Gets Pranked In The Worst Way Possible [VIDEO]

Look, Paris Hilton sucks on more levels than I could ever verbalize. The woman is just a horrible was of human space. But, with that said, I'm not quite sure she deserved this. On an Egyptian prank show, Paris was convinced her plane was about to crash. It's kind of horrible...and also kind of hilarious. Did the prank show go too far? Probably. But hey, this isn't the first time Paris has been filmed going down. Watch the video and judge for yourself. 

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Category: Funny, Videos
Scott Olson/Getty Images
Scott Olson/Getty Images
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Bobby Jindal’s New Campaign Slogan Is Ridiculous!

Look...I think every reasonable person on the planet can agree that Bobby Jindal doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the White House. I mean, in the state of Louisiana, his approval rating is pretty close to Obama's, if that tells you anything. The guy is a human trainwreck! Case and point, check out his absolutely ridiculous campaign slogan. 

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