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Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Metallica Talks About Getting Healthy – Release Video Clip From Singapore Performance

After nearly 30-years of consuming mass amounts of heavy metal and vodka, it appears as if the older and more mature version of the legendary Metallica, while still aptly focused on delivering their brand of heavy metal, is more intent these days on washing it down with fruit juice rather than hard liquor.

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Severed Pig’s Head Discovered at Louisiana Airport

We’ve heard of custom hood ornaments, but this is ridiculous.

Over the weekend, authorities in Louisiana say that the severed head of a pig was discovered on the hood of somebody's rental car, with no additional evidence to indicate why it had been put there.

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Dark Places Starring Charlize Theron Filming In Shreveport

Celebrity stalkers, peeping toms and other fixtures of the Louisiana perverts society are expected to be on the prowl this month, as Charlize Theron, Chloë Grace Moretz and Christina Hendricks are reportedly in Shreveport filming the Hollywood adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s novel, ‘Dark Places’.

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Degenerate Firefighters

Shreveport Firefighters Charged With Forcing Disabled People to Drink Urine & Have Sex With Prostitutes

Shreveport Fire Station 8 is going to need the help of one hell of an attorney to put out this fire.

That’s because three of their firefighters, 26-year-old Clint Richardson, 37-year-old Billy Glass and 34-year-old Jason Vaughan, were recently charged with cruelty to the infirm and principal to prostitution. However, earlier this week, the three appeared in Caddo District Court and entered a plea of not guilty.

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Artistic Gargoyle Statue Angers Neighbors Because It’s Got a Giant Dong

If nothing else, the ashes of American history have served to teach us that not only is the definition of art fiercely subjective, but that people don’t seem to like anything that has a bigger pecker than they do – especially, if that sucker looks like it just escaped from the ninth gate of hell...

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Pentagram Bikini Perfect For Hell, or Jersey Shore, But Aren’t Those the Same Place?

I imagine there is a seductive, cult-like harem of satanic beauties dressed in pentagram bikinis being kept at an underground, back mass cathedral somewhere off the coast of Norway, where domineering idols of the heavy metal world come pawn off pieces of their eternal soul in exchange for a peak at the tan lines on the devil’s rack...

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Category: Babes, Photos

10 Craziest Strip Club Moments in History

What we know as the modern day strip club really started to gain popularity at the end of World War II, and ever since then the combination of booze and strippers has sort of become synonymous with post-Babylonian culture; a sexual haven for the common man who's looking for cheap thrills, a dollar at a time.

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