Take a photo of a baby wearing a tuxedo and a no-nonsense scowl on his face, add captions fit for a mafioso and you’ve got Baby Godfather, an intimidating tyke who’s quick to issue humorous but deadly serious threats against Humpty Dumpty, the Three Blind Mice, Simon Says and other hallmarks of childhood.
Since 2007, the Zombie Research Society has been raising awareness about the undead and the upcoming zombie pandemic. Their latest effort, an illustrated book called ‘That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore,’ aims to educate the younger members of our society on what to do when a parent becomes a brain-eating monster.
Perhaps a more accurate title for this post would be “compilation of women who are probably attractive fails” because, really, you’re don’t get that good a look at many of the video’s stars before they bite it.
Josephine Smith wasn’t kidding when she approached 69-year-old Milton Ellis Wednesday night in the parking lot of a shuttered St. Petersburg, Florida Hooters and declared “I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you.”
According to a report earlier this week in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson.
The rotund fellow in this video has the perfect physique for imitating a seal. He also has the sea mammal’s bark and slithery gait down. But what really caps off this 13-second virtuoso performance — and makes him the Sir Laurence Olivier of seal impersonators — is his perfect sea mammal dive.
Texas Armoring CEO Trent Kimbal really believes in his products. So much so that he was willing to stand behind an 2.16 inch bulletproof windshield plate manufactured by his company while one of his employees shot three AK-47 rounds at him.
Yup, this is one that most definitely shouldn’t be tried at home. Check it out below.
The invite comes from the couple’s kids, Sophie and Nicholas, who ask “classy cocktail attire” be worn, while acknowledging “we know some Rockster attire will be worn.” Check out Simmons’s dramatic proposal, below.
The classic line, “Say hello to my little friend,” which Al Pacino’s Tony Montana character belts out before his absurdly violent last stand in the cult classic ‘Scarface,’ has become deeply ingrained in pop culture since the film’s 1983 debut.
If you were a kid in the early ’90s, you surely remember the commercial for the Milton Bradley board game Crossfire, which combined ‘Beyond Thunderdome’-like visuals with a hard-charging, fist-pumping, arena-anthem of a theme song.
In this video, glam rock pseudo-band Steel Panther cover the once-ubiquitous Crossfire tune, and Freddie Wong, who also directed the video, tries to avoid being taken out by a life-sized Crossfire game.
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