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Opaque Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Opaque is a Suicide Girl who says that Death Valley gets her hot, so we're thinking about moving there. Ohhhh, wait. We get it. Nevermind.
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Brittany Murata — Babe of the Day
Brittany is a 25-year-old babe from Chicago, IL who says she brings a lot of strength and power to her photos. Yup, we see it. Strength and power. That's what we're focusing on. Yup.
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Carrina and Machete — SuicideGirls of the Day
Meet Carrina and Machete, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. Not that these cost anything, it's just an expression. Carrina is into World War II history, house destruction parties and hates boys who can't fix things. Machete likes to tell perverted jokes, can't live without Oreos and loves crafting like a crack head.
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MarianaAG — Babe of the Day
MarianaAG is a 29-year-old swimsuit and glamour model from West Palm Beach, Florida.
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Delia Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Delia Suicide is a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from Illinois.
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Milanya Maria — Babe of the Day
The word "gorgeous" doesn’t begin to describe Milanya Maria, today’s babe.
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Aeta — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Aeta Suicide, a sexy 26-year-old Suicide Girl from part unknown. Aeta may be a Suicide Girl, but she’s also a dreamer, a dancer, a reader and a vegan.
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Vane — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Vane, a Suicide Girl from Finland who loves dreaming, crosswords and Dire Straits.
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Kerry Washington — Celeb Crush
This 35-year-old Bronx native is lighting up the big screen this month, and we're crushing all over again.
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Kina Tavarozi — Babe of the Day
Kina is a 23-year-old babe from Las Vegas, where they grow 'em hot.
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Glitz Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Glitz is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl from Louisiana with a black belt in mixology, which means she's an expert at getting us drunk and (we hope) taking advantage of us.
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Melanie Lynskey — Celeb Crush
This 35-year-old New Zealand native has been on our crush list for a long time, and she's holding steady.