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All The Van Halen Information You Can Eat [PHOTO, VIDEO]
The VAN HALEN News Desk is reporting:
"One week from today we will all be hearing the brand new song from Van Halen, titled, 'Tattoo'. Their new album is due February 7th (the album title is still a secret, believe it or not)!
Another bit of exclusive news – Van Halen’s tour begins as soon as next month! It will kick off in Louisville, KY. The full list of tourdates for the first leg of
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Beware of NFL Rules For Instances When There Are No Rules [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Ever wonder what happens when something obviously unfair yet not specifically covered by the rules happens during a football game?
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Bikini Bodies of the Stars [PHOTOS]
It's the time of year when the holiday blues really set in, and thoughts of New Year's resolutions that you're sure to break weigh heavy on your mind. To help warm you up on these cold winter nights, I've scoured the World (Wide Web) to track down some of the most faptastic bikini bodies of the celebrity nation
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Spend New Year’s Eve With 99X! [AUDIO, VIDEO]
I've heard that how a person spends New Years Eve is how they will spend the rest of the year. If there is any truth to that then why not spend the rest of the year with good friends, great music, and the heathens from your favorite radio station!
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Woman Washes Socks, Finds Jesus
According to The Daily Mail, a British woman has discovered a religious relic that could rival the Shroud of Turin for its significance to Christianity.
While theologians and scientists continue to debate the authenticity of the shroud - the ancient cloth believed to have been wrapped around the body of the Messiah and which now bears his image - another piece of fabric mysteriously imprinted with the image of Jesus has been unearthed - on a washing line in Kent.
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Woman Steals Case of Guinness With Her, Uh, Hoo Hah [VIDEO]
I remember when I was a mere juvenile delinquent...watching a friend shoplift a Playboy from the shelf of a local drug store. It seemed like a lot of trouble. Casing the joint to make sure no one was watching. Turning his back to the store's video surveillance camera (like his series of ridiculous contortions to get the magazine shoved down his pants weren't a dead giveaway!). Obviously, the camera was for show, as he staggered out of the store bowlegged with not a single drug store cop at his heels. But, like I said....a lot of work for a $5.00 magazine.
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A New Christmas Tradition – ‘THE SLUTCRACKER’ [VIDEO]
The timeless ballet classic 'The Nutcracker' has been run on stages across the country throughout the holiday season - but never quite like this.
Tchaikovsky's best seller, in particular its unmistakable music, is so popular at Christmas that it has been tweaked to cater to different audiences ...creating the 'Slutcracker' - a version starring pole dancers.
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Guns ‘N’ Roses Complete L.A. Forum Show [VIDEO]
GUNS N' ROSES' entire December 21st show at the Forum in Los Angeles was originally only available as a pay-per-view event via iClips. Through the magic of the World Wide Web, the entire show is now available, and of course we have it for you
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Frosty Kidnapped…Partys Hard…Returns Home
Sad: Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome: The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later...
According to the (Melbourne, Australia) Herald Sun, a beloved Christmas decoration was returned to his family yesterday bearing the signs of two weeks of heavy partying.
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Bad Sports Ideas: Amateur Bullfighting [VIDEO]
There are many sports amateurs may enjoy solely for the love of the game. Bullfighting is not one of them.
An average of 20 participants die each year in the "Corralejas," which have been held annually for more than 150 years in towns across Colombia's northern plains. The only certain survivors in the arena are the bulls themselves.
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I’m Not Saying ‘Prometheus’ is an ‘Alien’ Prequel…But ‘Prometheus’ is an Alien Prequel [VIDEO]
A show of hands please. Who thinks that 'Alien" and "Aliens' were the best and f-ing scariest movie and sequel ever made? Hands down...thank you. Those retractable teeth...the alien with acid blood (even if you shoot the damn thing, you get acid all over your ass - a 'lose-lose' scenario)...and birthin' those little vermin right through your belly. Truly nasty and horrifying shyte by anyone's standards.
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I Love An Artist That Paints Chicks! Canvas?!?! What Canvas?!?! [PHOTOS]
If Michelangelo had known women were willing to do this, the Sistine Chapel would have a plain white ceiling...