A day at the spa is supposed to be relaxing, but not for one Chinese man that had a beauty treatment go horribly wrong. Metro UK explains in graphic detail how one excited eel ended up in Zhang Nan’s bladder after taking the scenic route through his urethra.
Annie Ilonzeh is best known as Maya Ward on ‘General Hospital’ (according to people that watch ‘General Hospital’), but she has appeared on TV in ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ ‘Melrose Place’ and ‘Entourage’ and on the big screen in ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ and ‘Miss March.’
Lucy Pinder is a good example of being in the right place at the right time. She was discovered on a beach by a photographer in England in 2003, signed to a modeling contract the next day just because of the pics, and has become one of the top glamor models in the business. All because she took the girls to the beach. Yes, those girls. If this is the talent hanging out at beaches in the UK we are planning a trip right now.
Our crush today is, to steal an expression from our mothers, a living doll. Literally, a living doll. Little is known about this beauty that looks like a real-life Barbie except the fact she is A) real B) creepy in a sexy way or possibly the other way around and C) from Russia. WHAT A COUNTRY!
If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!
Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese people falling is never not hilarious,” “cats are cwazy” and “good Lord I’d love to deliver a Norris-style punch to your lips right now.”
Do you know the way to San Jose? No seriously, do you, because there is free weed on the street but it’s not going to last very long.
The Mercury News explains that a truck, illegally carrying marijuana, crashed and ended up on its side sending large bags of pot throughout the intersection. The driver hightailed it out of sight and that’s when the real fun started.
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