Ass Madness Contest: Submit a Thong Photo & You Could Win $500 Cash
Everyone gets excited about this stupid little tournament in March, but we just can’t get into watching a bunch of guys run around in shorts and tank tops chasing balls. So we decided to do our tournament: Ass Madness.
Ladies, if you think you’ve got what it takes, enter the Ass Madness tournament now. All you need to do to win the $500 cash grand prize is send in a nice, sexy picture of your bum. Make sure you’re actually wearing a thong or G-string.
Once we get all the pictures, everyone will get a chance to vote on who they think has the best ass in Shreveport-Bossier — bracket-style.
Whoever survives to the ‘Firm Four’ and comes out on top will win $500 cash! And one lucky person will win a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 just for voting! It’s win, win all the way around.
Ladies, submit your info and a good, high quality photo in the form below. We provided an alias field so no one will actually know it’s you flashing your ass for cash in the photo.
(Pro-tip: Go for high-quality! Grainy photos won’t cut it, and we reserve the right to discard those entries, as well as any that are outside our listening area). Unless you’d just like to send it for our viewing pleasure. Far be it for us to look a gift ass in the…well, you know…