Zombie Apocalypse? End of the World? I’m More Interested in the Ass-pocalypse [PICS]

If you adhere to the Mayan Calendar, the end of the world is upon us. Add in all the crazy zombie-esque attacks happening here lately, and it would seem like the defunct race was on to something. Either way, I'm not too worried. What I'm really excited about is the impending Ass-pocalypse.

You know what I'm talking about. Some of the chicks strutting around downtown around 2AM have asses of mass destruction. These things are destroying pants, devouring shorts and wiping men off barstools.

If you sport one of these monstrous booties, take some pics and email them to me at Puffon99X@gmail.com.      I might just feature you in a future post. At the very least it will go to a good cause: arousing me.