‘You Got What Stuck Where?!?!?’ A Look Back At The Weirdness of 2012
It certainly has been an interesting year. We’ve had 2 tragically disappointing Apocalypses, several Celebrity trainwrecks, and all kind of other insanity.
However, the thing that blew me away the most this year is the weird things people put into their cavities. No, seriously. If there is a hole on the body, people this year have stuffed it with some pretty amazing stuff.
The Sun Sentinel has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And you know we can’t have the power to search all this stuff without investigating what got stuck in the butt this year. Below is a list of my favorite orifice stuffers, feel free to tell me yours!
PIECE OF PAPER
“TOOTHPICK AND THEN HAIRPIN”
PLASTIC DRINKING STRAW
“TWO KITCHEN MAGNETS IN EACH NOSTRIL”
WAD OF TOILET TISSUE
MARDI GRAS BEAD
PIECE OF PLASTIC HANGER
PLASTIC TOY GUN
MODEL TOY AIRPLANE
PLASTIC ZIP TIE
“PIECE OF TIMBER”
SODA CAN POP TOP
“WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA”
TOY MICROPHONE STAND
“C___ RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED”
PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS
VIAL OF BATH SALTS
ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH
“LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED”