Want To Score With A Hot, Nasty, Chick? Be A Jackass. [PHOTOS]
Talk about going from one extreme to the other. George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis was recently busted sucking face with "Jackass" Steve-O.
Okay...I get that women get off on hanging with famous guys. But, c'mon! Even though George probably banged this skank like a $4.00 snare drum, surely she could find somebody that didn't get famous by cracking himself in the nads on a regular basis. Like Puff, maybe. If he were famous. And not Puff.
Bottom line. If a douche like Steve O can make time with this chick (as skeezsy as she appears), there's hope for all of us. Except maybe Puff. And he's got booze and a strong right hand, so he'll be fine.