Herbert Hover promised a "chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" in his 1928 presidential campaign. That seemed to work out for him. Now Vermin Love Supreme, a lesser known candidate from the great state of New Hampshire, is promising a "pony for every American." This is sure to be a huge coup for the bronies, aka the 20 something year old male fans of My Little Pony.

During the Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum In New Hampshire back in December Supreme made known his pony platform to create jobs and lower our dependence on foreign oil.

Other interests of the presidential hopeful include instituting a Dental Hygiene Law, Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program, and Time Travel Research Funding. Oh and lets not forget his green zombie initiative.

Vermin Supreme calls himself a "friendly fascist, a tyrant that you should trust" and we should let him run our lives because he knows what's best for us.

Supreme Supreme is the also the only presidential candidate that has donated a living organ.

This isn't his first rodeo. Supreme ran for president back in 2008. Imagine where we would be now if Supreme had won back in 2008...I would have named my pony Crackers.

And I'm not even going to comment on the boot on his head or the seven ties around his neck.