Triumph the Insult Dog Poops on the World Cup [VIDEO]

World Cup fever is everywhere! Even in a country like the U.S., where soccer (futbol) is basically a third class sport - ranking with curling, table tennis, and synchronized swimming on the sports radar - bandwagon fans are coming out of the woodwork!

Yes, soccer (futbol) is a big deal right now - while the U.S. team is still in contention - we all know that as soon as the U.S. contingent trips and falls (hey, I hope it doesn't, but...), soccer goes back to glorified jogging, to be enjoyed by those unwashed countries that aren't privy to the majesty of the N.F.L.

No one knows that better than Conan O'Brien's favorite foul-mouthed puppet, Triumph the Insult Dog. Due to many poop related incidents, Triumph can't leave the country to insult soccer (futbol) fans in person, but he found a way to make his point with 'fans'- by bar hopping soccer (futbol) viewing parties across New York City.

Enjoy Triumph's World Cup reports:

Triumph poops on even more soccer (futbol) fans in Part II of his WOrld Cup report: