I am a big fan of strippers. Why? Because they are the only women I can get to touch my penis on a regular basis. But, that's not really the point of this post. My point is that I go to the strip club a lot and I hear a lot (A LOT!) of crappy rap music. I mean, there are a few good rap songs that are good for the strip club, but most of them are pure crap.

I remember a time when you'd walk into a strip club and hear Pantera or Manson or something playing. Well, those days may be slipping away from us, but I'm not going to let them go without a fight!

Here are some of my favorite stripper tunes. Let me know what some of yours are...Now, I need to go hit the ATM and Vu (I'd hit the Clubhouse, but that's a long drive just to look at some ta-tas). Excuse me.

loading...
loading...
loading...
loading...
loading...
loading...

More From Highway 98.9