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Times Are Hard: Even the X-Men Face Layoffs [VIDEOS]

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Superhero movie-fans rejoice! This weekend sees the release of the seventh flick in the X-Men francise, and if all goes as expected, it will be another summer blockbuster.

X-Men: Days of Future Past is the follow-up to X-Men: First Class and attempts to connect the original mid-2000s movies with First Class’ retro-origin story, while also sort of rebooting the whole thing. Yeah. I’m lost, too.

With all the timey-wimey stuff – here’s what’s happening now, here’s how we got here, which way is up – it’s easy to lose track of all the characters. Even Professor X (as portrayed by Pete Holmes) thinks there’s too damn many X-Men, and the only thing to do cut some of the dead weight loose. Angel getting the pink slip is one of my favorites. Something about a grown man with wings s***ing on a car cracks me up…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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