Time for the January 15th edition of Craigslist: Shreveport

We're back again with more from the wonderful world of Craigslist: Shreveport. What I've learned after trolling Craigslist is that you guys are wrecked. Not all of you, but a damn good amount of you are deviants. Which is great news for the rest of us, because we get to find humor in your broken dreams.

First up, our "housewife dominatrix" I don't know what part of 'housewife' translates to 'get paid for sex' but that's what we're looking at here. The point where she says "tokens required" means exactly what you think it means. Here's the rest of her post:

We're equal opportunity here at Craigslist: Shreveport, so let's find a guy now...how about this fella. He's looking to turn a double-play on a woman who's already pregnant. Oh, and he doesn't want just a little pregnant, he wants her super pregnant:

Let's throw out a bonus post today, this one isn't deviant, hell, it isn't even from here. This one comes to us from La Crosse, WI. If you've ever wanted to buy a ghost, now's your chance: