These Strip Club Horror Stories May Make You Question Your Next Night Out

It's Friday night and you are looking for a guys night out...the obvious choice is the nipple club, right? The Strip Club is a great place to hang, drink, and stare at beautiful women you'll never bang. Well, after reading some of the stories on this Strip Club Employees Reddit, you may not be so fast to drive over to the Eager Beaver.

For instance, according to one tale, the girls may not be the cleanest folks on the planet....

We had one dancer giving a guy a private dance, he puked all over the front of her. She went to the dressing room and was giving herself a quick cleanup with some baby wipes and planned on going home to shower, but before she could leave, she found out she still had two more hours of V.I.P dances left. She opted to stay and do the dances instead of showering.

Don't eat at the club unless you love you some crabs...

walked into the kitchen and saw one of the girls sitting bottomless on a prep counter. never, ever eat at a strip club

 

And, maybe most importantly, the guy next to you at the bar may be a serial killer....

I used to bartend at a club in college. One of the dancers, who was fairly new, was trying a new move on the pole where she hooked her leg around it and stretched her body out so she was parallel to the floor. Well, she fell on her face. There was a lot of blood. As the bouncer and I were helping her off the stage, one of the customers dipped his finger in it and tasted it…